A Bedtime Prayer, by Harrison

Each night, we ask Harrison what he would like to thank God for and what he would like to ask God for help with.  Sometimes it's a struggle for him to find anything (and often those nights we end up thanking God for his bed or his bedspread or his pillow or something that's right in front of him when it's time to come up with something).  One night, though, Harrison had it all planned out -- no prompting necessary...

Harrison : "Dear God, thank you for beer and please help me not to drink it until I am older."

Mama : "Amen."