Harrison (The Language, Not The Boy)

Basic rules to the language Harrison speaks...

1. Do not use prepositions (such as "to" or "from").
2. Do not use conjunctions (such as "and" or "or").
   
3. Do not use articles (such as "a," "an," or "the").
4. Do not use soft sounds if they come at the beginning of a word (Ss are silent, for example, and Fs are pronounced as Ps).
5. Do not use any verb tense other than the present.
6. Follow English language guidelines except as noted above.
   

So all that means that the sentence "The brown bear went to school and ate fish" would translate to "Brown bear go kool eat pish."

It's very simple, really, when you know the rules...