Streaker!

A pint-sized streaker was sighted recently near downtown Atlanta. The victims report a non-violent home invasion followed by a pair of little butt cheeks running down the hall as fast as they could go. The perpetrator is a Caucasian male, approximately 3 feet tall / 25 pounds, and was last seen wearing nothing.

If you have any information on the owner of this bottom, please contact your local police department.